The Man with Many Traits

I saw an ELDERLY person today at school that had CURLY, BLUE HAIR with long SIDEBURNS. He has very SKINNY legs and a CHUBBY belly. He had was TALL, but his torso was quite SHORT. He was mostly legs. Oh, and belly. Along with his blue hair, he had a matching blue BEARD. His beard had a little big of GREY hair poking through, but it still looked confident with his blue hair. This old man was pretty hip and OUTGOING because he had GAUGES. He looked pretty RELAXED as he say among the NERDY kids and played video games. Even though he was relaxed, he looked FOCUSED on winning. I think he was relaxed because he knew he would win, which made him seem INTIMIDATING and maybe a little ARROGANT to the kids who were surprised that this old man had some techy skills. After he beat all the kids, he put some headphones in and became DISENGAGED as he picked up a philosophy book, put on his GLASSES and began to STUDIOUSLY read it.